Cuter Kitty

These cat haiku are brilliant. Here’s an example:

You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail!
Behold, elevator butt.

Why this page isn’t critically acclaimed, I don’t know.

Wish you could think like a cat? Wish no more. The Meow Mix Acatemy opened up in New York, helping people understand cats. Listen, as a cat, I’ll be honest, if you could hear our inner thoughts, they would be:

• Wow, litter is clean today.
• Pay attention to me?
• I can has tuna?

That’s it. Nothing fancy. I love this quip from Mayor Bloomberg from the article:

Even the most seasoned cat owner must admit that it sometimes seems as if our feline friends are speaking a different language – which is why the understanding generated by the Meow Mix Acatemy is good news for two- and four-legged New Yorkers alike.

Not much more needs to be said about this, but at the very end of the clip, why is the cat wearing a bib?

Phinny, a male tortoise shell cat was found in San Diego. This is actually an incredibly rare find, as males only occur as a genetic anomaly — most tortoise shell cats are female. Only about 1:3,000 being male.

This video of 130 cats in an apartment in Russia has to be seen to be believed. I think this violates Stephen the Dog’s 3:1 rule of cat insanity.

A cat is kidnapped, taken overseas, and released. The owner received an anonymous letter with a map to where the cat was left. This is just weird, both for the extremes the perpetrator went to, as well as the detail with which the owner was notified.

Physics question: does that mass of cat fit in a fishbowl?

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What do you get when you cross an curious engineer with a cat owner? The Mr. Lee CatCam, of course. Drat, the humans are learning too much about our secrets!

Whoa, an article on how to make kitty crack (distilled catnip extract). You have to be careful with this stuff; if you accidentally spilled it on yourself and walked around the neighborhood, you’d probably be covered in cats by the end of the block.