Cuter Kitty

I can appreciate these guys because they’re speakin’ my language.

A fellow cat calls 911 to save his pet human’s life. You humans think you’re superior because you have opposable thumbs, but we say who needs ‘em when you’re as resourceful as we are. Honestly, what would you humans do without us, anyway?

A West Virginian woman was locked out of her car by a cat. Ah, my fellow minions at work. Apparently the woman left her keys on the car seat, while fetching something from the trunk. Ample timing to execute the master plan, and hit the doorlock! Hee hee hee hee.

Unfortunately, what my fellow feline friend forgot was that he didn’t have any opposable thumbs. Damn opposable thumbs! How is one to turn the car key without thumbs? Damn, the humans have outsmarted us once again! Humans will rue the day when we perfect our robotic kitty hands.