Cuter Kitty

This may be why people don’t ask cats to get their printouts.

Just to let you know — I don’t advocate bacon as a form of clothing. Even though this bacon-wearing cat is strutting her stuff, and does look quite fashionable, I don’t think it’s a good idea. It’s just not kosher.

This just seems like a bad idea. What if a dog is around? What’s next, a tuna coat? Oh my God, cannibals!

I’m going to go hide now. My people might get ideas.

My people have a bathmat. I like to puke on it. It’s so enjoyable. There’s acres and acres of hardwood floors and tiling throughout the house, but nothing is quite as satisfying as puking on this one small square of fabric on the floor. It’s a compulsion.

Kitty massages puppy. News at 11.

Ooh, that’s right, it’s moving time! It’s too bad this is the only time we cats get these bookcases to ourselves. My people have been running around putting things in boxes, which are fun to hide in. One of my favorite games: 1) jump in box; 2) meow like I’m trapped; 3) look stupidly at whomever comes to look in the box. Good times were had by all. That’s a lot of excitement for the day, though; I’m tuckered out!

I hope I like the new place!

You shouldn’t discriminate against cats just because they look like Hitler.

No, it’s not what you think, pervert! Just a whole lot of cuteness.

This one’s a classic — the Kitty Cat Dance.

In a word: BRILLIANT!

Really expensive cat toy. See, cats really can use computers! Well, if they’re Macs, I guess.

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Do you doubt the superiority of the feline form for fighting? Doubt no more.