Cuter Kitty

We cats love surprises, like hiding away in your suitcase while you’re packing. My favorite excerpt:

They had asked me, when they put … the luggage through the X-ray, whether I had a turkey…[Security] kept going back and forth with [the suitcase]…I was adamant. ‘Look, I have no turkey.’

Cats can use public transportation. I choose not to, though, because I’d rather drive.

If you’re reading this, you must think you’re a cat (or you really like cats, you cat lover you). So, if you’re a cat, what sort of cat are you? Take this poll to find out!

What kind of cat are you? My Result: Socks

Refined and presentable, you are a well groomed cat with previous political aspirations. Many a US household has you on their mantel. Take What kind of cat are you? Find more quizzes at Quibblo.com

I know what kind of cat I am — cute!

Wow, that other cat is like a perfect match in combat skills.

Nope, we haven’t mastered ladders yet, which is why you see things like this:

OMFG, WiiKitty! That’s right, cats are always cutting edge when it comes to gaming — we live to play.

Oh my goodness, my mortal enemy Stephen the dog has his own blog now. No no no. This will never do. Stephen once visited my house, and I did not like it one bit. He’s like ten times my weight and over three times my height, but my dad put him in his place. Cats rule! (I’m going to go hide now in case Stephen shows up.)

You have the treadmill, we have…

Video documentation of the hard work a cat must go through during the day, in a seven hour time lapse: