Why am I the cuter kitty? Because I am! No really, if you take age into consideration! You can’t deny it. (Yes, I know that kitty-cuteness is an entirely intersubjective field, involving both objective considerations of physical characteristics and subjective interpretations taken within a social context, combined with the post-modernistic interplay of different personal experiences, but I’m content to just go with it. Bite me. My fellow cats do.)
Because I spend all day at home, I don’t have much to do other than surf the Internet. Such is life for a cat. On the Internet, no one knows you’re a cat, right?
Everybody deserves to hear about the Internet from a cat’s perspective, and that’s what I aim to do. I know, I know, it’s groundbreaking work, and there may be a bit of celebrity involved, but as a cat, I owe it to humanity to make sure this important work gets done! It’s hard being so cute, but I do it for you, the adoring public!
