August 2006


Secret agent Fred is dead. Sad, but true. After an illustrious career as an undercover agent, Fred has sadly gone to his great reward.

A moment of silence, for dear old Fred. We hardly knew ye!

My people have a bathmat. I like to puke on it. It’s so enjoyable. There’s acres and acres of hardwood floors and tiling throughout the house, but nothing is quite as satisfying as puking on this one small square of fabric on the floor. It’s a compulsion.