That’s right, our agents are everywhere. Unfortunately, one of our fellow spooks got outed. Meet Fred, an undercover agent for the NYPD. At least, he used to be an undercover agent for the NYPD. Fred’s work helped capture a person doing unlicensed veterinary work, saving untold numbers of would-be victims of unlicensed surgery. Chances are, if your vet doesn’t have an office, only makes housecalls, and provides no medical prescriptions for ailments, you might want to call on agents like Fred.

Sadly, now that Fred has been outed, his undercover career may be over. His face has been seen everywhere — how could you forget such a handsome mug as his? It looks like the talk show circuit for you now, Fred. Remember: you should write your book now while you retain popularity, and don’t give away creative control on the film rights! Wouldn’t Tom Cruise look great in a cat suit?