Cuter Kitty

A West Virginian woman was locked out of her car by a cat. Ah, my fellow minions at work. Apparently the woman left her keys on the car seat, while fetching something from the trunk. Ample timing to execute the master plan, and hit the doorlock! Hee hee hee hee.

Unfortunately, what my fellow feline friend forgot was that he didn’t have any opposable thumbs. Damn opposable thumbs! How is one to turn the car key without thumbs? Damn, the humans have outsmarted us once again! Humans will rue the day when we perfect our robotic kitty hands.

SpeckProducts released a product I can appreciate — an iPod nano case that looks like one of my fellow felines! This case is certainly high on the cuteness factor, though not more cute than yours truly!

I like it much better than their other offering, the iKitty for regular iPod that they also offer. That case just comes across as a little too bulky for my tastes — how am I going to bat that onto the floor?

It’s nice to see that they have good taste, and can really appreciate the superiority of the feline form.

Finally, I’ve been bloggerized! I can’t tell you how my paws would ache after manually typing HTML — keyboards weren’t designed with cats in mind, you know. Now I get the opportunity to present you with my cat’s perspective of the Internet. Hooray for you!

I sit at home all day with nothing to do but surf the Internet and chase my fellow kitties around, so I get a chance to see a lot of cat-related web sites. While there are a ton of kitty sites out there, there aren’t nearly enough kitty-authored sites. I hope to change that, one meow at a time!

This wasn’t always a blog, so I post the following cat-related links, which previous readers may recognize:

SFC seeks TCT
The Infinite Cat Project
Clean Your Screen For Free Now
Bohemian Cats
I’ve Got Cats!
Seacoast Online: 5 kittens accidentally shipped to Vermont
Uncyclopedia.org: Kitten-related human fatalities
Cats In Sinks
The Joker
It’s Cat Town
CuteOverload.com’s Kittens Category
A Cat’s Christmas

All good sites, it’s true. I’m especially fond of Cat Town — I wish my people would buy me little animal hats to wear!